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DEP Happnings [DEP HAP]

2009-12-18T03:52:22Z

I have finally posted the occurring events from DEP VAC V and DEP VAC VI. Sorry about the delay. DEP VAC V was over the summer with Amy and DEP VAC VI was last week and it sucked major ass. But you can read all about it there

Here are a few cool pix to whet your intertite:

Gothic Chris Kattan

ok thanks

Best of luck

2009-12-13T01:27:06Z

Edit: Here is another one but I can't seem to find myself. Can you find me? I should be right in the middle in the second row:

Internet journal

2009-10-28T02:33:38Z

Hey LiveJournal I thought I might update my LiveJournal with a few tidbits

I think my favorite kind of movie/book is one where people get systematically killed. Must be why I like Die Hard and The Long Walk so much. Is there a name for this awesome genre?????
I designed the webbsite for the club that President George "Walker" Bush attends isn't that great
I'm going to have a niece
The Dillinger Escape Plan is playing a show in Karvington Kentarky on December Eleventh as a part of DEP VAC VI. Please be there
I have come to the conclusion that I am very easy to stalk

KEOSK

2009-08-19T00:04:25Z

Pete's Game Room

2009-07-19T01:40:10Z

I have confused "Right" and "Left" about ten times this week what is wrong with me

Don't ever let me get this bad

Taaken by an asian fellow with 14 cameras

2009-06-24T02:55:10Z

Here are some Find Kevouts for you

Best of luck

DEP VAC V was a success. Most of the time was spent driving though. Amy held her own at the shows which was righteous. Tuesday I got a set list, Wednesday I got a drum stick and Thursday I got to start Good Dogs. NYC VAC and DEP VAC V will both be on the webb soon, however I'm considering deleting barfcola.com and just making kevinries.com the hubb for all my webbs. I'd like to rid myself of barf koala altogether but you know how that goes

Important: AIM push notifications are now working for my telephone so don't text me if you can help it just AIM me,, I will keep it on always*

*No promises

Needs more VAC

2009-06-10T04:20:58Z

Hey would anyone like to go on a DEP VAC next week? "George" is instead going to "New York City" to visit his "dad" on his "birthday". Peh!

Tuesday, June 16th - Pontiac, MI
Wednesday, June 17th - Chicago, IL
Thursday, June 18th - Columbus, OH [our state's capital]

LOUD Party

2009-04-08T03:20:35Z

Thanks almost everyone for coming to my LOUD Party! It was possibly the best night of my life ever! Highlights include:

1] George using a lamp as a mic stand
2] Josh Flannery
3] Lent
4] Smoke & carbon monoxide detectors
5] Destroying a snare drum
6] Bleeding on my sister-in-law's garter
7] Wheelchair use
8] Hitting a cymbal with a giant plastic piggy bank Pepsi bottle filled with hundreds of pop caps causing it to split open and spilling the caps all over the floor
9] Literally ROFLing
10] Someone made a cheese sandwich and just left it in the kitchen. Also they opened the bag of bread on the wrong end. Did YOU do this?????
11] Jacob playing expert fake drums
12] French fry & Cheeto casserole
13] Playing poker with Phil [includes victory]
14] Speakers constantly falling from their perches due to loudness

Guests included:

a] Kevin Ries
b] Amy Rudnik
c] Joe Schmidt
d] Lauren Grove
e] Tim Pucke
f] Keri O'Dell
g] Alex Swoma
h] Anne Sawyer
i] Josh Krug
j] Danielle Kramer
k] Mike Burden
l] Tom Domino
j] John Bertke
k] George Seibel
l] Dan Seibel
m] Phil Hartfiel
n] Chelsea Broderick
o] Jacob Carson
p] Tim Schmidt
q] Josh Flannery
r] Jess Whatshername
s] Hannah Thatonegirl
t] Some Guy Named Cory
u] Some Guy Named Gary
v] 5 Other People

Hey send me the photos you took

I told Grandma about the LOUD Party

Holy shit Billy Mays is on Leno tonight

Howwah yah?

2009-03-18T04:26:05Z

I have 2 subscribers on YouTube,, This guy and this guy:

Hardcore dancing will never die

Purple Face

2009-02-25T02:38:34Z

Grandma fell last night and fucked up her arm and head pretty bad but she's doing alright

Sorry this one is kind of boring and also a week late. HEY I want you guys to comment with questions you'd like me to axe her. Don't make them too complicated. Make them multiple choice or something

Fevers are otherwise pretty cool

2009-02-13T03:08:25Z

Have you ever had those craaaaazy dreams while running a fever? The ones that last forever and reflect your doings of the day? I had fallen ill this week and had had such an occurrence after playing Assassin's Creed all day. 5 hours of virtually jumping across roofs and climbing walls and assassinating people what fun

Last year I had the same problem after watching a bunch of Super Smash Bros. Brawl Japanese YouTube videos

I finally beat Mega Man 9

FUNNY

ok I'm a dork you can go back to bed

Funny stuff

2009-01-23T19:05:43Z

Yesterday I saw the funniest thing I've seen in a long time,, I was at the skatepark and this dude was atop the miniramp and was attempting a handstand on his skateboard but he flubbed it up,, which caused his board to fly to his left, under a fence, off of the ramp platform and into a door, which set of the very loud emergency exit alarm. Oh man I was laughing for 3-5 minutes it was so perfect

In case you haven't heard I've been meeting the most interesting people on Xbox Live. Like I met this fella who sounds exactly like Mitch Hedberg who also has a drug addiction like Mitch Hedberg. Half the time I was playing with him he was on the phone with his dealer. OH and I met this guy who I forgot to befriend who plays Tourettes Guy sound effects over his headset. I would be attempting to shoot a face off and he plays WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER????? And he plays an AHH SHIT!!!!! if he misses someone with a sniper rifle shot, etc. Mega funny stuff

The nWo theme song has made it onto my "Best Ever" playlist which only has 23 other songs

This webbsite is hilarious but this may be the funniest page on all the internet,, or maybe this

Speaking of George hey George you are awesome

In the middle of watching Beauty And The Beast Amy informed me that people clocks don't have wieners - thanks Amy

Check out this cat:

A real update

2009-01-11T23:49:12Z

Man this week has been pretty grade-A awful

1up.com which is one of my favorite gaming webbsites was purchased by UGO, and they fired a lot of the 1up regulars [which is the reason why the webbsite is great] and thus consequently 3 of my favorite podcasts are no more

:(((((

Then a huge check I wrote cleared and now I have 000 dollars and 00 cents,, I'm thinking of getting a second job

I really could have used this money to buy a real mattress jeez

Work was stupid

Saturday my brother's movers canceled on him so I had to help him move lots of heavy boxes for eight hours on three hours of sleep

Later that evening I played poker for three hours and won zero hands

Plus no one would play euchre

Highlights: free Penn Station, finally understood the cousin tree, met this guy on Xbox Live that sounds exactly like Mitch Hedberg, should be getting $250 from Club Essential LLC for referring Joe Schmidt, and

Hopefully things will get better now because I'm watching Rumble In The Bronx and Amy is going to make me a pantcake breakfast

No, but I put syrup in my eye

2008-12-31T21:34:27Z

2008 was awesome

Happy birthday dad

The sequel

2008-12-18T01:05:30Z

Denise are you absolutely positive this is not your sister

Here is my Christmas list

2008-12-10T06:11:31Z

Would you like to xchange gifts let me know

Loose ends

2008-11-26T03:29:21Z

No Adventures With Grandma this week as she is not feeling well

I have a new bff and his name is Animeiscool

I bought a bed frame from Mikea 2.5 weeks ago and it is on sale Friday for $100 less. You only get a week to price match so I hope I find a $100 bill somewhere

George where the heck are you I miss you a whole lot

rrrrrrrrrrrr

2008-11-19T02:52:20Z

Police bust Northside gang "Taliband"

I think I will make one of these every week but I think I need a different webbcast program because this one [Vidnik] has an audio delay

This song rulz

RAW

2008-09-25T02:47:44Z

Find Kevout and Sam

Hardcore bd

2008-09-15T20:14:30Z

For the past 3 years George and I have been leaving each other metal birthday voicemails. Here are the lyrics of my messages to him:

2005:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
GRORGE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
GEORGE
GEORGE
GRORGE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO YOU
GEORGE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY
HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGE

2006:

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

BLOW OUT THE
CANDLES

WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE
TWENTY
ONEEEEE

2007:

GEORGEEEEEE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO YOU
YOU ARE NOW TWENTY-TWO
BUT NOT YET TWENTY-THREE

HAP
PY
BIRTH
DAY

OPEN THE PRESENTS
EAT CAKE
YOU ARE NOW TWENTY-TWO
BUT NOT YET TWENTY-THREE

HAP
PY
BIRTH
DAY

SCREAM

Don't forget my birthday is on

and Rock Band 2 just came out isn't that great

"L is 1 letter away from being 4 L's"

LEMON YELLOW SUN

2008-08-24T18:55:58Z

Last night I had a dream that Pearl Jam was playing a show in my grandparent's kitchen

I am going to buy a bicycle

Koza urla kao čovjek

2008-08-24T01:38:40Z

Does this goat sound like me when I yell?????

Wailaielailiae

2008-08-19T03:39:36Z

My latest Club Essential club is essentially a club named Waialae Country Club, setting for the wildly popular Nintendo 64 game Waialae Country Club: True Golf Classics

Check out that sweet outer glow

How come nonsensical is a word but sensical isn't

Hahaha oh man Geo looks like Bam Margera

Craig Essential

2008-08-11T23:04:49Z

My brother was on the news for 0.58 seconds

Go here and click "Graphic Display on Fountain Square" on the left if you want to see Matt Ries turn his head

I started work last week and my first task was to redesign this lovely webbsite,, hopefully I can improve it

ok someone needs to come clean I got 2 prank calls today,, one was Latin music looping and the other was from Hannah Montana

14,021,631

2008-07-28T23:54:25Z

Beat that

According to Twin Galaxies, the high score for Endless Marathon on Tetris DS is 99,999,999, set by Isaiah "TriForce" Johnson. However, since this is a fictional person, I officially have the high score, far ahead of Denise Ekendahl with 3,600,538 and Victor A. Guidry with 3,193,296

Also some jokester thought he would play a prank on Kevin Ries of Edina Realty and I got the email again,, hoo boy