Kevout

Hey LiveJournal I thought I might update my LiveJournal with a few tidbits

• I think my favorite kind of movie/book is one where people get systematically killed. Must be why I like Die Hard and The Long Walk so much. Is there a name for this awesome genre?????
  
• I designed the webbsite for the club that President George "Walker" Bush attends isn't that great
  
• I'm going to have a niece
  
• The Dillinger Escape Plan is playing a show in Karvington Kentarky on December Eleventh as a part of DEP VAC VI. Please be there
  
• I have come to the conclusion that I am very easy to stalk

I have confused "Right" and "Left" about ten times this week what is wrong with me


Don't ever let me get this bad

Here are some Find Kevouts for you




Best of luck

DEP VAC V was a success. Most of the time was spent driving though. Amy held her own at the shows which was righteous. Tuesday I got a set list, Wednesday I got a drum stick and Thursday I got to start Good Dogs. NYC VAC and DEP VAC V will both be on the webb soon, however I'm considering deleting barfcola.com and just making kevinries.com the hubb for all my webbs. I'd like to rid myself of barf koala altogether but you know how that goes

Important: AIM push notifications are now working for my telephone so don't text me if you can help it just AIM me,, I will keep it on always*

*No promises

Hey would anyone like to go on a DEP VAC next week? "George" is instead going to "New York City" to visit his "dad" on his "birthday". Peh!

Tuesday, June 16th - Pontiac, MI
Wednesday, June 17th - Chicago, IL
Thursday, June 18th - Columbus, OH [our state's capital]

Thanks almost everyone for coming to my LOUD Party! It was possibly the best night of my life ever! Highlights include:

1] George using a lamp as a mic stand
2] Josh Flannery
3] Lent
4] Smoke & carbon monoxide detectors
5] Destroying a snare drum
6] Bleeding on my sister-in-law's garter
7] Wheelchair use
8] Hitting a cymbal with a giant plastic piggy bank Pepsi bottle filled with hundreds of pop caps causing it to split open and spilling the caps all over the floor
9] Literally ROFLing
10] Someone made a cheese sandwich and just left it in the kitchen. Also they opened the bag of bread on the wrong end. Did YOU do this?????
11] Jacob playing expert fake drums
12] French fry & Cheeto casserole
13] Playing poker with Phil [includes victory]
14] Speakers constantly falling from their perches due to loudness

Guests included:

a] Kevin Ries
b] Amy Rudnik
c] Joe Schmidt
d] Lauren Grove
e] Tim Pucke
f] Keri O'Dell
g] Alex Swoma
h] Anne Sawyer
i] Josh Krug
j] Danielle Kramer
k] Mike Burden
l] Tom Domino
j] John Bertke
k] George Seibel
l] Dan Seibel
m] Phil Hartfiel
n] Chelsea Broderick
o] Jacob Carson
p] Tim Schmidt
q] Josh Flannery
r] Jess Whatshername
s] Hannah Thatonegirl
t] Some Guy Named Cory
u] Some Guy Named Gary
v] 5 Other People












Hey send me the photos you took

I told Grandma about the LOUD Party
Holy shit Billy Mays is on Leno tonight

I have 2 subscribers on YouTube,, This guy and this guy:

Hardcore dancing will never die

Grandma fell last night and fucked up her arm and head pretty bad but she's doing alright

Sorry this one is kind of boring and also a week late. HEY I want you guys to comment with questions you'd like me to axe her. Don't make them too complicated. Make them multiple choice or something

Have you ever had those craaaaazy dreams while running a fever? The ones that last forever and reflect your doings of the day? I had fallen ill this week and had had such an occurrence after playing Assassin's Creed all day. 5 hours of virtually jumping across roofs and climbing walls and assassinating people what fun

Last year I had the same problem after watching a bunch of Super Smash Bros. Brawl Japanese YouTube videos

I finally beat Mega Man 9

FUNNY

ok I'm a dork you can go back to bed

Yesterday I saw the funniest thing I've seen in a long time,, I was at the skatepark and this dude was atop the miniramp and was attempting a handstand on his skateboard but he flubbed it up,, which caused his board to fly to his left, under a fence, off of the ramp platform and into a door, which set of the very loud emergency exit alarm. Oh man I was laughing for 3-5 minutes it was so perfect

In case you haven't heard I've been meeting the most interesting people on Xbox Live. Like I met this fella who sounds exactly like Mitch Hedberg who also has a drug addiction like Mitch Hedberg. Half the time I was playing with him he was on the phone with his dealer. OH and I met this guy who I forgot to befriend who plays Tourettes Guy sound effects over his headset. I would be attempting to shoot a face off and he plays WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER????? And he plays an AHH SHIT!!!!! if he misses someone with a sniper rifle shot, etc. Mega funny stuff

The nWo theme song has made it onto my "Best Ever" playlist which only has 23 other songs

This webbsite is hilarious but this may be the funniest page on all the internet,, or maybe this

Speaking of George hey George you are awesome


In the middle of watching Beauty And The Beast Amy informed me that people clocks don't have wieners - thanks Amy

Check out this cat:

Man this week has been pretty grade-A awful

1up.com which is one of my favorite gaming webbsites was purchased by UGO, and they fired a lot of the 1up regulars [which is the reason why the webbsite is great] and thus consequently 3 of my favorite podcasts are no more

:(((((

Then a huge check I wrote cleared and now I have 000 dollars and 00 cents,, I'm thinking of getting a second job


I really could have used this money to buy a real mattress jeez

Work was stupid

Saturday my brother's movers canceled on him so I had to help him move lots of heavy boxes for eight hours on three hours of sleep

Later that evening I played poker for three hours and won zero hands

Plus no one would play euchre

Highlights: free Penn Station, finally understood the cousin tree, met this guy on Xbox Live that sounds exactly like Mitch Hedberg, should be getting $250 from Club Essential LLC for referring Joe Schmidt, and


Hopefully things will get better now because I'm watching Rumble In The Bronx and Amy is going to make me a pantcake breakfast

2008 was awesome

Happy birthday dad

Denise are you absolutely positive this is not your sister

Would you like to xchange gifts let me know

No Adventures With Grandma this week as she is not feeling well

I have a new bff and his name is Animeiscool

I bought a bed frame from Mikea 2.5 weeks ago and it is on sale Friday for $100 less. You only get a week to price match so I hope I find a $100 bill somewhere

George where the heck are you I miss you a whole lot

Police bust Northside gang "Taliband"

I think I will make one of these every week but I think I need a different webbcast program because this one [Vidnik] has an audio delay

This song rulz

Find Kevout and Sam

For the past 3 years George and I have been leaving each other metal birthday voicemails. Here are the lyrics of my messages to him:

2005:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
GRORGE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
GEORGE
GEORGE
GRORGE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO YOU
GEORGE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY
HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAP-HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGE



2006:

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

BLOW OUT THE
CANDLES

WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE
TWENTY
ONEEEEE



2007:

GEORGEEEEEE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO YOU
YOU ARE NOW TWENTY-TWO
BUT NOT YET TWENTY-THREE

HAP
PY
BIRTH
DAY

OPEN THE PRESENTS
EAT CAKE
YOU ARE NOW TWENTY-TWO
BUT NOT YET TWENTY-THREE

HAP
PY
BIRTH
DAY

SCREAM

Don't forget my birthday is on


and Rock Band 2 just came out isn't that great

"L is 1 letter away from being 4 L's"

Last night I had a dream that Pearl Jam was playing a show in my grandparent's kitchen

I am going to buy a bicycle

Does this goat sound like me when I yell?????